Tuesday, May 5

Son Instructions: Part Deux


If you read my first set of 'son instructions' it will come as no surprise that there is a part two, (part 'deux' sounds much more exciting though). 

My little cherub.
This crazy boy never ceases to amaze me. He is such a good boy most the time and the sweetest loveliest kid in the world, but has his moments of pure nuttiness. Here is another ten recent barks I have had to gabble in order to keep this boy in check recently.
  1. No pants. No cake. Yes pants. Yes cake. 
  2. Just because Baby S laughs, does not mean shaking your winky at her is nice.
  3. Be nice to Daddy, he's special. (I a don't know why this makes me laugh so much).
  4. Dogs do not need to wear nappies.
  5. Baby S did not swear she is 9 months old. 
  6. Baby S did not chase the cats, she can't even walk.
  7. Baby S did not eat the biscuits off the worktop, she's not even awake.
  8. Baby S did not call you a 'winky head', she can't even talk.
  9. Baby S did not tell you to eat her lunch, naaannanagagagaa does not mean "eat my lunch".
  10. Stop putting your winky on everything.... No it does not like to have a look around, it doesn't even have eyes!
You can probably see a theme emerging. An obsession with his boy bits, roaming pant free and blaming his baby sister, like a good brother should. A sign of things to come I'm sure.

That's all for now! Until next time...

Thanks for reading.

5 comments:

  1. He He! My boy has the same interest in his boy bits, bless him. He mainly wonders why his little sister doesn't have one! :) x

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    1. Oh dear haha. Yes we've had that question but luckily he's just accepted she has a 'Peepee' instead and asked no further questions, phew! I gratefully accepted his offer of a winky for my birthday present, much easier. I wondered at what age it becomes less of an obsession, I don't think it does *sigh*. Thank you for reading :) x

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    2. Oh dear haha. Yes we've had that question but luckily he's just accepted she has a 'Peepee' instead and asked no further questions, phew! I gratefully accepted his offer of a winky for my birthday present, much easier. I wondered at what age it becomes less of an obsession, I don't think it does *sigh*. Thank you for reading :) x

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  2. So funny! I did a real belly laugh at point 2! Thanks for linking up to #TheList :) xxx

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    1. Lol I'm glad you enjoyed it :) he always whaps it out to make us laugh, it's a good thing hes 3! Whatever it is, if she laughs he will carry on... Thanks for having a read and for hosting xx

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