Monday, July 11, 2016

10 Reasons To Be A Baby

1. Everyone thinks you're cute, all the time, whatever you're doing.

2. You can legitimately thwack people in the face and they will think it's an accident and probably even laugh. 

3. You can sleep whenever you like, for as long as you like.

4. Everything is new and exciting, like everything! A spoon? Wow its soooooo shiny!

5. It's OK and maybe even a bonus to be extra squishy. Leg and arm rolls are OK,  maybe even celebrated - not so much as an adult.

6. You can wear onesies all day and night.

7. You get cuddles on tap.

8. You can freely and loudly vocalise your emotions.

9. If you don't like someone you don't have to pretend.

10. You get to ride round in a comfy chariot with a blanket. Cosy.

Babies have a whale of a time, don't they?