If you read my first set of 'son instructions' it will come as no surprise that there is a part two, (part 'deux' sounds much more exciting though).
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| My little cherub. |
This crazy boy never ceases to amaze me. He is such a good boy most the time and the sweetest loveliest kid in the world, but has his moments of pure nuttiness. Here is another ten recent barks I have had to gabble in order to keep this boy in check recently.
- No pants. No cake. Yes pants. Yes cake.
- Just because Baby S laughs, does not mean shaking your winky at her is nice.
- Be nice to Daddy, he's special. (I a don't know why this makes me laugh so much).
- Dogs do not need to wear nappies.
- Baby S did not swear she is 9 months old.
- Baby S did not chase the cats, she can't even walk.
- Baby S did not eat the biscuits off the worktop, she's not even awake.
- Baby S did not call you a 'winky head', she can't even talk.
- Baby S did not tell you to eat her lunch, naaannanagagagaa does not mean "eat my lunch".
- Stop putting your winky on everything.... No it does not like to have a look around, it doesn't even have eyes!
You can probably see a theme emerging. An obsession with his boy bits, roaming pant free and blaming his baby sister, like a good brother should. A sign of things to come I'm sure.
That's all for now! Until next time...
Thanks for reading.
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